Tuesday, July 24, 2007

36 24 26 is bullshit

Every man has there own taste in women. It is truly an "eye of the beholder" situation. But a friend and I have realized that the standard 36 - 24 - 36 assumption is a load of crap. It leaves too much dependent on outside variables that really drive a lot of the physical appearance.

After realizing this we noticed something. I love girls with a gap. The gap is that space that you notice when the woman is walking between the legs by the hoo ha. You all know what I am talking about. It is the space that makes it impossible for the thighs to rub together etc.

The other thing was that my friend loves boobies. If he could suck on one for days he probably would. But he is really anti-fatty. So he has realized the measurement that matters is the Boob to Bicep ratio. For him it requires the boobs to be a multiple of the bicep. Essentially guaranteeing that the girls boobs look large on the body.

Between these two measurements we realized that you can determine a numerical quantification of what a man finds attractive. Some guys like the chubbys... that is fine, they can definitely find it with the ratio in mind. Just say no gap, or minimal and a 1:1 boob to bicep.
Other guys like the super thin, walking on stilts look. For them you want a 2 - 3 inch gap, and the boob to bicep should probably be a 4 or 5 - 1 ratio.

-J

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